By: Harmony Hobbs
Quite a few celebrities are pregnant right now, and none of them are particularly exciting by themselves so I thought I would combine them all into a group. A rich-enough-to-afford-full-time-help-and-personal-trainers-nutritionists-and plastic surgery group. It’s okay to hate them. I totally do.
Tori Spelling just announced that she is pregnant with her fourth child. Please note that she just gave birth 5 months ago. I don’t have feelings either way on this, except that I kind of feel sorry for her uterus. She and Dean look really tired in this picture, almost like real parents.
Drew Barrymore is also rumored to be pregnant, which I think is great. I know Drew has her problems, but she seems so genuinely sweet that I feel like she is going to be a great mother. Weird, yes. But still, a great mother.
They say that Vanessa Lachey is starting to show a bump, but I don’t see one. That bitch looks as skinny as ever. Does anyone actually care about her and Nick? Someone please explain to me why they are still getting their pictures taken. I mean, aside from the fact that they are beautiful people.
I guess I’ve just answered my own question.
Until next time!
About Harmony:
Harmony blew into Birmingham after Hurricane Katrina and recently quit her job to stay at home with her two boys. Her sanity is in question. Visit her blog at www.modernmommymadness.com.
