Ok.. We cannot tell a lie. The urge to drop the kids off at school and make a run to the Georgia state line for a lottery ticket (or 4) has been strong the last couple of days. Someone has to win, right? Can’t win if you don’t get a ticket, right? Even if the odds are never in our favor, it’s fun to dream… So I was talking to a couple of friends and we were thinking about what we would do with our winnings. Wondering also, what would you do, as a parent, with the winnings? (Besides of course putting college money in the bank and setting up a fat savings account… Yawn.)
1. Install fingerprint keypads on my bathroom door.
2. Build the first SUV/Minivan Prototype with Limo Glass.
3. Hire a Chauffeur
4. Hire a Chef
5. Just Hire help in general. (nanny, tutor, personal trainer.. )
6. Build a house with a Children’s Wing.. With a big sign that says “No Toys Beyond this Point”
7. Pay someone to implement all of my Pinterest Boards
8. Vacation. A lot. With kids, without kids, with kids and our new staff…
9. Hire Channing Tatum to sit in my kitchen and let me stare at him talk to me while my chef cooks the family dinner.
So Fess up.. What would you do if you won the lottery to the tune of 1.4 Billion? BILLION. With a B.
