Snooki, New Jersey’s favorite drunken meatball, is pregnant.
This is no longer breaking news, although I must admit I was holding out on writing something about it, hoping that it was all a ruse. Or maybe she read the pregnancy test wrong. Got herself a really bad, long-lasting hangover that she mistook for morning sickness. But … no. Looks like we aren’t that lucky.
Apparently, Snooki really IS going to be a mommy. The thought of this seriously misguided, trainwreck of a person raising a child scares me. Her comments about the matter aren’t helping – she commented on Jersey Shore After Hours that she is excited to be a young mom because “now I can be a MILF.” Because that certainly is the most important aspect of having a child.
Maybe motherhood will be just the dose of reality she needs to get her life together. Frankly, I fear for her and her kid, but I’m trying to look on the bright side: at least her liver will get a much-needed break during the next few months.
About Harmony:
Harmony blew into Birmingham after Hurricane Katrina and recently quit her job to stay at home with her two boys. Her sanity is in question. Visit her blog at www.modernmommymadness.com.
Thank you Harmony, for having the guts to say exactly what we are all thinking and giving me a good laugh in the process!